Water? No water here...

Wau..Today my class was supposed to be at 8 am. Last night (actually very early in the morning as it was 1 am), I went to my classmate's room for backup plan in case I cannot wake up in the morning, and asked him to sign my attendance for me and asked him to wake me up LOL. Ok ok I admit. I did not go to the 8 am class this morning and he signed for me. I'm sorry, gomennasai . But hey, its not like I did it on purpose. It was because my roommate asked me to accompany him to a late night drinking (strictly non-alcohol only..cos alcohol was, is and forever will be forbidden for me...actually, I drank teh tarik lol) between 3 men and a boy (Faiz, jangan marah ye..ops). When we got back it was already late and I, like always, before sleeping, play computer YEAH!. Then I went to sleep. In the morning I woke up early (like always (^_^) haha) and felt my head was very heavy. Not that it is not literally, but, you know la kan. My next class was supposed to be at 10 am. The time was 730 am when I decided to bathe. But still I skipped the 8 am class cos the heavy head thingy. This is the part where it got really interesting. THERE WAS, AND STILL IS, AS I AM WRITING THIS, A WATER SHORTAGE/ SUPPLY DISRUPTION . Muahahaha *evil laugh*. The roommate I was out with (roommate A) got to bathe just in the nick of time. The other one (roommate B) was still sleeping at 920 am saying "kau pergi je la kelas tu dulu, nanti aku tau la datang" when I tried to wake him up. Then I went to class with roommate A leaving roommate B with his "nanti aku tau la datang" attitude. 10 minutes after class has started, roommate B came in with his hair wet and said to roommate A "air kat toilet habis la". Though his hair was wet, just between you and me, I think he did not bathe . Hahaha. Ok ok, fast forwarding to 12 pm. The hostel residents were all shocked with the water disruption. Although most of them who were shocked were the chosen few to wake up at...you guessed it, 12 pm!! Padan muka kau orang semua. Aku wangi hari ni kau orang semua...wangi jugak tapi sebab perfume hahaha. Below is the picture from Cyber Tracker's (our hostel's very own torrent tracker) shoutbox in the evening:(You can see my username there, onimusha. Wahaha. Yes MMU Hostelians, I AM ONIMUSHA. THE ONE WHO KNOWS WHO YOU ARE BUT UNKNOWN TO YOU..unless of course you came upon this blog where I'll be a dead meat in a matter of hours) Hahaha. I had a good laugh reading the shoutbox today. Though most of the good laugh came from the statuses of people on MSN and YM:

"yay..seb bek sempat mandi"
"subuh2 dah terkejar ke bilik air mandi. nasib baik sempat"
"alamak air takde. nak mandi cenggano ni?"
"yay. cemua orang bucuk airini"
and the winner
"wah, status semua taruk konon2 sempat mandi sebab nak cover tak mandi..busuk la korang"

Wahahaha..*haih*..now hungry cos all cafeteria closed down due to water disruption. I'M HUNGRY DAMMIT! *lepek on the floor*

Proper Toilet Etiquette

WARNING: THIS POST MAY CONTAIN SOME DESCRIPTION THAT MAY APPEAR TO BE GROSS (OR CAN MAKE YOU FEEL DISGUSTED) FOR SOME PEOPLE!

Today was, like the day before, and before that, a hot day. So, true to the words of my mom (and someone very dear to me), I drank quite a lot of water so not to get dehydrated. After drinking all that H2O (with rutbir flavored cordial, lol), I, being a good student *ahem* went to class. Damn was it hot. The weather that is. Although there were several hot girls *drool* walking around wearing something that I would describe as "baik-tak-payah-pakai-baju" kind of clothes. Again, as a reminder, I ain't no pervert ya. Its just human nature for a normal guy like me. Don't believe me? Look at these eyes then . I'm as innocent as a man who drools over some beauty pageant somewhere on this planet. Oooookay, a little sidetracked there. Back to the original story, I went to class. It's amazing what could happen with a big ass chiller plant in your university. The class was damn cold. Not just any cold, it was freezing (partly my fault cos I sat directly below the stupid uncovered-vent). Then obviously, yeap, you got it, NATURE CALLED with the 014 operator that it never used. So I have got to go to the toilet then. I am a shy guy (yeap, its the miserable truth for me), so I went for the deepest part of the toilet and not the standing urinating place. The segment's door was not thoroughly closed but was not locked either. I could hear water dripping, but usually, these toilets have leak so I just never bothered to make sure. And I pushed the door just to reveal a ________ guy was pissing *lol*. He even turned to face me much to my horror and disgust. WTF?!! If he's too shy to piss at the standing place, he should have some brain to properly lock the door behind him before pissing. I said "sorry" and even pulled back the door (got one part that can be held...ala you know the part that got blue and red colour). Then I went into the segment next to him. And then while I was *******, this guy finished and came out angry. He kicked/punched EVERY segments' door with some cursing that I don't understand. Terkejut aku. Macam sial. Then after I finished, I washed, and came out. HE WAS STANDING OUTSIDE THE TOILET WITH HIS HANDS CROSSED ON HIS CHEST LOOKING TO THE INSIDE WITH A PISSED OFF FACE. Then he saw me and I was staring back at him. Hoho. This is the part where I am thankful to have a very scary face. The guy looked at me and went away with haste. Haha. Walaupun sedih orang takut muka aku, tapi bersyukur jugak muka garang ni. Orang lain nak buat jahat pun takut. Wakaka. But the morals of the story are :
1) If you hear water drips from a toilet segment, don't push the door even if it is only partly closed.
2) If you're too shy to piss at the standing place, make sure you lock the damned door.
3) My scary face has some use, even if the girls do run away from me.

Over-Tanned (PD Trip CNY '08)

While people go for balik kampung, my whole family went for a Cuti-cuti Malaysia in Port Dickson. And although we THOUGHT all people balik kampung, they actually had the same idea as us, Cuti-cuti Malaysia in Port Dickson. So many people, even the eating places were crowded. Note: There were no McDonalds' and A&W in PD. Well, not that we know of that is. Went looking for them but to no avail. There was KFC and PizzaHut though. Even then, those places too were crowded with people who, after a tiring day at the beach, got hungry. The minus thing about going to the beach is, your skin gets very tanned after quite sometime. Furthermore, you don't even realize when it happens. It just happens. Damn it. I went there with a skin that is already dark. Now I return to Cyberjaya with a skin that is even more tanned than before. $h1T! I even put on my sister's sunblock with spf 45 before going into the water. And after 30 minutes or so, tadaa, comes out a darker, more frightening to girls than ever before me. (Picture below is overly exaggerated for the purpose of stressing my point). Mebbe have to put on sunblock with spf 100000000000000000 *to infinity and beyond*.*haih*. Should have stayed in the swimming pool only. Well, at least got some plus points going to PD. Got to see (see only) a very cute girl working at the Italian diner(?) there. It's a bummer that I din get to steal a shot of her pic. Well, there's always a next time. And I'm still not satisfied with the absence of McD and A&W in PD.

Misfortune? III : Return Of The Misfortune

Wah...Went back home on Wednesday night (6/02/2008). The next day was Chinese New Year's day in which my Chinese Zodiac (The Rat) supposed to have 'ong'. Was in the car on the road when suddenly, it ran out of fuel. The car went off (does a car went off when its 'off'?). It moved for a hundred meters or so when finally it came to a stop. My lil sis and I had to push the car until we came to a bus stop in front of the IOI mall in Puchong. Luckily it was only 10-15 meters maybe. Had to walk to the nearest gas station to buy fuel. Very suey last week. From Monday till Wednesday all the bad shit happened. WAAAAA..T_T.

New Pair Of Eyes

Wohoo. Finally after two nights three nights of legally (almost) blind, I have acquired a new pair of eyes. Not eyes eyes la, but a pair of new glasses. The damned thing cost me a lot. Not that there are no cheaper ones but for some reason (my head being big enough), they all made me looked like a retard. Plus, the lens are so small that one might think that they are made only and ONLY for cute girls. Notice the cute. Not only I am not a girl, but not cute also (although on one occasion some cute girls said I am). *ahem* As I was saying, 'cute' makes a man (like me muahaha) looks girlish. Handsome Just nice is the more likely word for me nyakakaka. Adik, ko jangan jeles lak. Muahaha. And back to the story, looks like I'm gonna have to starve for a while. *sound of stomach rumbling* Or mebbe just have to eat "Gardenia, sungguh enak dimakan begitu saja". Huhu.

Misfortune? II : The Misfortune Continues

Please refer to the earlier post entitled "Misfortune?". Okay, I repaired the stupid (as always, stupid is the keyword here) network adapter problem. And guess what? ANOTHER problem rose up and said HELLO to me like a b***h. Well, not hello actually but more like FIRE. FIREFOX. That stupid (yeap, again) browser malfuntioned just when I needed it the most. Although the result being that I discovered the new and improved FireFox 3 Beta 2 ™, still, I'm very frustrated with the initial malfunction. And after all are done (so I think), MY FRICKIN' GLASSES BROKE! Dunno how but it just did. I don't really need glasses in the day (cept during lectures, of course) but at night, I can't see people's faces from 5-10 meters without them. Just my luck. To make things bad for me, my friends asked me to join them (actually, nak mintak tunjuk jalan so kena pergi la) for supper. The things I missed. I couldn't see all the Leng Lui's faces though the outline of their sexy bodies (eh, eh, I'm not a pervert ya. Just another normal male habit) can be seen vaguely. Cis. Melepas aku. And mind you, there were a lot of them. And I do mean A LOT. Waaaaaa...cis cis cis..T_T.

Misfortune? : The Electronic Menace

Dear Diary,
...........................ape yang aku merepek ni?

Aiya, misfortunes come one after another. Adoi la. I changed the power supply of my computer to *ahem* Cooler Master eXtreme 650 Watts. Then, coz of the stupid power supply, sometimes I got shocked (literally) by the static electric. Sakit bulu kaki aku nyah (tiru ayat seseorang). Ahaha. Then the stupid (everything stupid lah, senang kata) network adapter fails on me, AGAIN for the 3rd time. What the hell? Last two times I went to the Low Yat Plaza I got embarrassed because when the shopkeepers there checked, nothing was actually wrong with it. FARK! ADOI! Shit, just got static shocked (for the lost-count-already times). Dang, thats it. Shut down the computer for a while. Let my feet rest. Tak nak la kena letrik lagi T_T.